Soldiers of Misfortune
Past relationships: Melinda Bittertongue
Blucher used to trust the captain. But now that trust is shattered. So he trusts himself the most, and who’s to say that’s even right? He trusts Trillian the least because she rips the tops off muffins haphazardly. But really, she’s not very aligned with patriotism which means she’s a loose cannon, playing by her own rules and that could be wishy-washy loyalty. AND she plays with spells. Magic is afeared by those who don’t understand it. Blucher likes lucky charms when they’re exposed from ‘neath a blouse, not when incanted from a recipe book.